The Spawn of Satan @ The Playground

Long story short: I was holding my son’s water blaster thingamajig and this kid tries to grab it out of my hand, forcefully. I jerk it back and tell him it’s not his and this is what he says verbatim: “I want to play with it, ITS MINE! GIMME IT OR I’LL KILL YOU” (he’s about 8 yrs old) I told him (in my best you better get the fuck away from me or else voice, the one that scares Heather Rene Bailey) to stop, he then proceeded to try and kick me. The Grandma/caregiver turns around, she was standing 5 feet away the whole time and is trying to have a grown up conversation with him, WTF? I should have super-waterblasted her ass. There will be a next time……..